you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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