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steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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