I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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