that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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