do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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