We won't sleep together?
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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