Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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