this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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