it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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