I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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