She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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