Christians are straight up FREAKS
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
my shit smells like andre
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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