perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
