this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Randomize
