i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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