My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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