thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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