It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
i think my cat just said my name.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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