btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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