If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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