At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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