He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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