Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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