Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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