im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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