no you cant smoke seaweed
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
