: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
whose ass print is on the piano?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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