Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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