I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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