this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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