he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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