So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We just shotgunned beers for America
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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