I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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