puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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