I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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