glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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