He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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