The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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