Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
All I want is dick and wine.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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