batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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