Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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