Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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