So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
there is glitter all over my balls
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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