quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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