Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I love having hate sex.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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