North Korea, Best Korea!
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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