He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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