Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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