why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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