No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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