chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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