Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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