If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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