Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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