Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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