My nipple is on Facebook.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i would punch a child for taco bell
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Randomize