he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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