A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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